Personality
About Me: (Better yet, how about a... warning. Folks who read my angst-ridden comments may require a bit of conditioning: they may be too gentle for my wicked thoughts. I should give the buggers a heads up...)
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If yer reading this profile then you probably gathered that I have a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor; sprinkled with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. So, no need to get huffy puffy when I feel like being rude. Comedy is a ruthless game to me; nothing is scared or off-limits. Besides, words are only sharp-edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits. That's right - I'm is a silly jerk. I like to piss people off because I believe it's what they need (or what I need, at least). Debating is usually a big snore to me... and.... it usually requires extra work, so don't expect me to do much more than make fun of stupid/ugly/fat/animefan/hippie/redneck/racist/(whatever I decide) people and say insensitive things that are also completely fucking true. Like religion. Why the hell do I need to disprove creationism through a huge long winded 'point counter-point' argument? The sort of tedious task which I'd - most likely - have to undergo some fact checking and research to do? Well... suck my balls. I don't have to do all that - AND I don't have to care whether or not I win some lame argument over the internet. I KNOW creationists are retarded, and I am quite content with just laughing at them (or getting creeped out). Sure, I've know some wonderful religious people; people I have great respect for. Yet, withholding my opinion because I'm afraid of insulting them is not my style (not on the internet, at least). Don't get your panties in a bunch. Just sit back and enjoy the effort I put into my hating. You knows, one day I may hate you too.
Like to Meet: Monica Bellucci, Kim Kardashians's ass (joy), Megan Fox, Kelly Brook, Catwoman, Dita Von Tesse, Carmen Elektra, Jessica Biel, Katharine McPhee, Katy Perry, Bianca Beauchamp, Beyonce, Peaches & Zafira...
Interests: I dig George Carlin's mind, video games (since Pong), dressing snappy, eating good food, fucking with people, wit that is crass & twisted, silliness, immaturity, boldness, playing devil's advocate, holding nothing back, pushing the envelope, offending people (so...?), hourglass figures on women, being an indulgent bastard, senseless and random violence, alcohol (especially, Wild Turkey bourbon), my beautiful Carmen (my gal), my lovely Mary Jane (my other woman), older cars (<3 my badass '84 Cutlass Supreme Brougham), driving fast in my convertible sports car, doing a Christopher Walken impersonation (it's quite good), my vintage style cruiser bicycle w/ balloon tires, sexy bisexual women (cuz they're usually more fun; it's nice to check out girls bums with another girl, and if you've ever had a threesome...well... I promise you'll forever find purely straight women rather dull and, generally, less appealing), telling it like it is, irony, sarcasm, being cruel to stupid people - or dingbats who ask why I do it, looking at myself in the mirror, idle time, earned respect, breaking convention, rippin' on anime (fuck I hate that dippy crap), mocking religions, cursing at fat people, telling annoying children to stfu (or thinking it VERY loudly), questioning authority, solitude, tailgating clueless idiots who are going bellow the goddamn speed limit and therefore wasting my valuable fucking time, getting angry about stuff I dislike, negative perspectives that are funny (best kind), generosity, authenticity/being genuine (when & where it matters), individuals with a strong sense of self (ie not pussies or just out to please others), abstract & lateral thinkers and... I also quite like traveling.
Extra info: True - I'm a dick. YET, I am infinity cooler than you could even dream of being. Now instead of sharing your displeasure with my bad attitude, why don't you write your sissy protest on a piece of paper; which you can then roll up into a nice tight cylinder and stick up yer ass. ........... .......... ..................... ........... .......... .......... ................. ........... ......... ........... .... .... ................. ........... .......... Look, you ninny. I'm not interested in your uppity outrage. Not at all. So, I suggest you go cry to someone who might actually care about your delicate sensibilities or moralizing fury or idiot assumptions about me. My purpose.... my appeal to posting here is only to make jokes at the expense of others - not explain my ways to some whiny... slobbering wet vagina (unless inspiration grabs me). My advice: learn to relax and develop a twisted sense of humor. Because, being mean to soft-headed simpletons is actually kinda fun. ......... ............... ............... ........... ......... ........... ......... ........ ......... ........ ......
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If that doesn't sink in, I highly recommend that you take your concerns to my COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: www.3dmd.net/gallery/albums/textures/walls/brick/BrownBrickWall_tileable.jpg
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